Some of the priciest festive fodder around, if you can afford it …

1 DODINE TURKEY (RARE BREED) £500
Because why would you possibly want to spend that much on a plucked bird?
2 CHOCoLATE, from AMADEI £150
I’ll be happy with a box of Milk Tray, thank you.
3 CHAMPAGNE, PIPER HEIDSIECK £37,000
We all like a glass of bubbly, but at this price?

4 PISTACHIOS, FROM AKBARI £5000
One each only for these please, Christmas party-goers!
5 christmas pudding, from veryfirstto £23,000
Ermrr nooooo, I’m afraid you can’t have an extra large slice of this moist little morsel.
Unless you’ve a cool £5,750 knocking about in your back pocket & are prepared to part with it, that is…
 

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