They’re not really evil, unless overdosing packed venues on floor-shaking sweet beats is mean, and it just isn’t. There are also only two of them, and not nine – Tom Beaufoy and Pat Pardy. Hosted by Sketchy Steve & Captain Wow, they’ll be bringing their unique brand of genre defying sound  to The Volks, home of some top quality, musically motivated clubbing, this month.

11-7am, £5 before 12 midnight, £8 after. Astronauts & moon creatures pay £5 all night