BEGIN:VCALENDAR VERSION:2.0 PRODID:-//wp-events-plugin.com//7.1.1//EN TZID:Europe/London X-WR-TIMEZONE:Europe/London BEGIN:VEVENT UID:2853@xyzbrighton.com DTSTART;TZID=Europe/London:20190528T211500 DTEND;TZID=Europe/London:20190528T221500 DTSTAMP:20191122T030135Z URL:https://xyzbrighton.com/events/jesus-christ-who-the-hell-was-he-comedy -gig/ SUMMARY:Jesus Christ. Who the Hell was He? Comedy Gig DESCRIPTION: \;\nJesus Christ. Who the hell was he?\nSon of God. Miracl e worker. Crucifiction survivor.\nJesus\, or Yeshua to earthly mum and dad \, rolls up into towns and soon to be cities with an entourage of at least 12 in tow\, including the love of his life Mary Magdalene.\nArriving on b uggies\, carts and donkeys with money to feed and clothe the holy 13. Soon to be JC had a way of attracting investors\, most of them ladies\; keepin g him and his mates in the equivalent of 4BC domestic cave bliss. The orig inal pin up kept himself busy\, toasting with romans and running towards f ights. You might be aware he had a talent for making restaurant reservatio ns for twice the people coming to dinner\, but did you know he was also go od at tipping tables and throwing a mean right hook at anyone who talked s hit about his woman?\nWhat about the years in between Bethlehem and the fa mily retirement home in the South of France? Or the son of God surviving p uberty? Or finally going on that first date with the girl of your dreams\, showing off by turning water into wine at ONE wedding\, making every futu re invite loaded with expectation. If that wasn’t enough to deal with\, how do you manage every woman you love being named Mary! Granny\, mum\, lo ver. Weird.\nHow do you get on with your life when you’re supposed to be from heaven\, all the time knowing your life depends on you getting into hell and back?\nSoon to be Inter-Faith Reverend Gail Love-Schock takes us on a journey like no other to discover who the fuck Jesus really was and w hy we have to thank him for loving women so much.\n \;\n\n \; ATTACH;FMTTYPE=image/jpeg:https://xyzbrighton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/ 03/WhatsApp-Image-2019-03-13-at-12.46.25-PM.jpeg CATEGORIES:Comedy LOCATION:\, \, X-APPLE-STRUCTURED-LOCATION;VALUE=URI;X-ADDRESS=\, ;X-APPLE-RADIUS=100;X-TI TLE=:geo:0,0 END:VEVENT BEGIN:VTIMEZONE TZID:Europe/London X-LIC-LOCATION:Europe/London BEGIN:DAYLIGHT DTSTART:20190331T020000 TZOFFSETFROM:+0000 TZOFFSETTO:+0100 TZNAME:BST END:DAYLIGHT END:VTIMEZONE END:VCALENDAR